This delightfully quirky NY Times blind date saw Felix, 24, a film programmer, meet Erin, 23, an archaeologist. What followed was a refreshingly goofy, heartwarming night filled with chaotic menu neglect, student film critique, and a minor allergic incident—handled with impressive grace and mutual concern.
Felix on Erin: “Just utterly lovely”
Felix arrived hoping to discuss awful films and find someone kind in knitwear. While Erin skipped the knitwear, she delivered joy and instant connection. Their banter spanned from the leathery texture of minions to cheeky monkey spritzes, and Felix was so at ease he even survived a surprise hazelnut encounter in her leek and potato soup (she fretted; he remained stoic).
Despite the hiccup, Felix gave the evening a strong 8/10, deducting only one point for her taking off a tie he “loved” just three minutes in. (Note: the tie lives on in spirit.) He ended the night with a kiss on the cheek and a sincere “I really hope so” to the question of meeting again.
Erin on Felix: “Warm, articulate and goofy”
Erin came with a dash of self-aware theatricality, joking she hoped to see her blind date opinion published in national news. She arrived breathless and slightly late, but was immediately relieved by Felix’s welcoming vibe.
They covered topics from border control horror stories to pseudoarchaeology rants, and while Felix nearly perished (okay, mildly reacted) to soup, Erin admired his calm and felt the night only improved.
Her summary of the date? “★★★★★” – a perfect five-star review in film bro terms. No kiss (just a cheeky spritz), but lots of laughter and rapport. And yes, she would absolutely meet him again—especially if she ever gets lost in Brighton.
Verdict: One hazelnut, two kind nerds, and endless potential
These two clearly clicked—intellectually, comedically, and even sartorially. Between allergic drama, restaurant-menu neglect, and genuine warmth, this was a date powered by chemistry and shared silliness.
Prediction: Felix and Erin will 100% meet again. Whether it’s in Brighton or over a tie-themed dinner remains to be seen, but if there’s a sequel, we want the review.
