Blind Date: ‘I ducked under the table to put my shoe back on and he thought I’d left’

 

Blind Date: ‘I ducked under the table to put my shoe back on and he thought I’d left’


Ashley, 33, doctor meets Eva, 32, buyer for film and TV.


Ashley on Eva

  • What were you hoping for?
    Someone to join his hare-brained schemes and actually open all the links he sends.

  • First impressions?
    Beautiful, intriguing, confident.

  • What did you talk about?
    Eva’s appearance on Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Ashley’s dad performing his own arm surgery, and men who don’t ask questions on dates.

  • Most awkward moment?
    They tried to take deliberately bad selfies for a joke that never landed.

  • Good table manners?
    Elbows on the table (Ashley noticed, cheekily).

  • Best thing about Eva?
    She quickly made him feel comfortable and at ease.

  • Would you introduce Eva to your friends?
    Yes, they’d probably have a lot in common.

  • Describe Eva in three words:
    Funny, charming, girl boss.

  • What do you think Eva made of you?
    She kept her cards close—so Ashley guesses she hates him.

  • Did you go on somewhere?
    No.

  • Did you kiss?
    Never on a first date, he says.

  • If you could change one thing?
    His passion for rollerblading didn’t land well.

  • Marks out of 10?
    10

  • Would you meet again?
    She said she’d “think about it.”


Eva on Ashley

  • What were you hoping for?
    An evening of fun chat in an air-conditioned room during a heatwave.

  • First impressions?
    He seemed shy and a bit nervous. Eva was slightly late and felt a bit bad.

  • What did you talk about?
    Psychiatry, conspiracy theories, Ashley’s love of rollerblading (big surprise), and football (Man United vs Arsenal rivalry was huge).

  • Most awkward moment?
    Eva ducked under the table to put her shoe back on and Ashley thought she’d left.

  • Good table manners?
    Yes, except Ashley didn’t know what orange wine was—but liked pale rosé, so big plus.

  • Best thing about Ashley?
    He’s a smart doctor.

  • Would you introduce Ashley to your friends?
    Yes—if they need rollerblading advice in London.

  • Describe Ashley in three words:
    Honest, chatty, sarcastic.

  • What do you think Ashley made of you?
    He said he enjoyed the date and called Eva a “hardballer” who “takes no fools.”

  • Did you go on somewhere?
    Just to the tube station.

  • Did you kiss?
    Friendly hug and a wave.

  • If you could change one thing?
    Another bottle of wine and more tiramisu—but early start the next day.

  • Marks out of 10?
    6

  • Would you meet again?
    Maybe as friends—Eva wasn’t sure there was a romantic spark.


Final thoughts:

A date filled with laughter, a little foot mishap, and honest conversation—Ashley and Eva connected well but decided the romance wasn’t quite there. Still, rollerblading tips and good vibes were shared!